Hey dost log... This is like the "Official" Exchange 2008 Blog... where Exchange 2008 means the 3rd year students who went from IIT Delhi to various locations in France for a single semester and undoubtedly had the best time of their lives... Whatever I'm gonna write is totally random... incoherant... sometimes disturbing... funny depending on the reader (Shefali ko beg karna padega for laughing nd Vibhuti ke saamnein kuch abhi alive/dead/non living rakh do...she'll go into fits of laughter...). But whatever I'm gonna write... It's all from the top of my head...but whatever said and done... It all really was the essential ingrediants of our Exchange... and please remember they are arranged in no specific order... Introducing first
The Characters :
Aabhas Bhardwaj a.k.a. Dumbass : He's like multiple characters in one... From Hugga enhancer to Senti-please-dont-offend-me nautankibaaj... One of the Scholarship waale bade log... Apparently hits you with a wicket if you don't agree with him... Famous for Dry Humping Golu...inventing lots of phrases like "Je suis starved"... or "We can find little little PJ's in PJ's puke"... Bahut kisse hain... Would dedicate a whole part to it... but one thing I must say... Dil ka bocu achhca hai...
Shefali Lathwal a.k.a. The Psycho Girl : Apni Haryanwi Jaat... Is famous for lonely night walks in the scariest of all places... Drinking cow's milk straight from the source... Getting the first Royal Flush in all our Poker... Attempted murder/sacrifice of 6-7 fellow IITians but they were saved because an offering of Chocolate Truffles was made to her that morning... then again... Very ethical... intelligent nd helping ( kuch toh achcha likhna tha... I dont wanna go into her To-be-sacrificed list...)
Shaurya Kabra a.k.a. The Flag/Rasna Guy : What was the phrase he used... Mast Maula... yah... Dat's exactly what he is... The first time I hungout with him... I have never laughed so much in my life... Back in Lyon when he started all the damn... 1100 pics... damn thingy... Famous for... not attending classes... watching every released/unreleased bollywood film of 2008... ALMOST getting the Royal Flush... Kabhi bhi kahin bhi loud singing shuru kar deta hai... nd his Anu Malik impression has made PJ his fan :D ... Laughter never ever gets stale when you're with him...
Ritika Thapar a.k.a. Hum call karenge... Paise mein daloongi : A very long but very justifiable nickname... A very sweet and innocent girl... Famous for... staying far from everything that remotely resembles food... being more of a bank manager than a poker player... Cooking the best Burritos in the history of Burrito cooking... The huge eyes that she makes when she sees a good hand in Poker... It's like a give away :D
Nidhi Arora a.k.a. Toinnnnnnng a.k.a. Fanti : Invented phrases like "Bocu Achete" , "Enigma" , "Mon salut pour" , "Mon ami" , induced the invention of the phrase "Bada pyaar aa raha hai..." . We lovingly call her premiere incisor Toinnnnng because of its "curves"... Ankit and Giggele fought a gruelling long battle for her love but the ultimate winner was her orignal Fanta sitting back home... nd btw ... It's time that Dravid retires!! :D
Sohil Bhagat a.k.a Golu : Our navigator who induced a lot of love from his co-navigators in the forms of Chris and Fabio... PD's very own Kakke di Jaan... Famous for... Sabji Mandi baraf padi thi (Other hand)... Na din din da na din din da French Sikha denge... anautre Hugga Enhancer of the group... Invented "Did you know Cannes has a tunnel... Nice" and hence had many hands reaching for his throat... and who can forget his insanely clean room and the awesome jambon fromage crepes that came from it...
Ankit Garg a.k.a. Commo Cava a.k.a. Fanta : Famous for messing with Shefali when she was in the peak of her psyched mood... Apparently is awesome at proposing... You can't tell the difference between his propose and attempted murder... Is famous for self induced unstoppable fits of laughter just before sleeping and after getting high... Has had the most number of crushes amongst all of us in the last 4 months... and I'm sure... after that GoogleTalk chat in Lyon... Iska SURA toh nahin ho raha hai...
Pranay Jain a.k.a. Pocket Jacks a.k.a Enigma : Famous for his Patli Kamariya of which Nidhi is a fan... for his long hair and his Poker Face... I mean that's what you call a Poker Face... Invented the famous "What do you have?" phrase... His mood swings rival that of a pregnant women... Kabhi shaant... Kabhi "wants to do something crazy..." ... Gave our group the gift of poker... and is apparently "The most beautiful boy..." according to Giggelle...
Prince Dhawan a.k.a The Sorry Guy a.k.a Puker Dhawan : He is the Surprise Package of the exchange... He is famous for a 9.5 CG and a 100% attendence in classes and you won't believe this when you see him going with me to buy dildoes for friends back home and plotting to sneak Absinth to India... Famous for Characteristics fits of laughter which usually involve falling down and beating the floor with his fists reminding us of Stone Age people... I am sure he will hit a chaggi next sem... The Nice beach would now have Little PD's on it... right Aabhas??
Sunir Verma a.k.a Sunehra a.k.a Munna : Yah that's me ... I take pride in the fact that I invented Sunehri French (for examples try listen to our conversations in IIT the next semester)... and that I travelled entire Marseille, Nice, Cannes, Monaco in my slippers and a lower :D ... I co-created (Truth or Dare) or Vodka and made sure that PD stayed within limits of obscenities as far as the questions were concerned... and I was the only guy in the group who didn't once get high on alcohol (Hash Cake maybe...but not alcohol :D)...
Vibhuti Agarwal a.k.a Pingu : Has an insane style of laughing... First of all she will laugh at anything and then she laughs and we all worry if she will catch her breath back... Kaisee c hai... Street Play!... Has the best jacket of them all... It really does make her look like a pet blue penguin... That's why the name Pingu... Is famous for being our Tour guide in the Red Light District and being the first one to try out Hash Cakes... Her relationship with her Best Friend Waldi is enviable... and she's our first celebrity with her own video about to be released in hostels all across IIT Delhi (kidding :) )
Stephen Varghese a.k.a Shaitaan : Along with PJ this guy has a huge appetite for beer... Is famous for getting Golu high for the first time in his life and for getting Vibhuti drunk thanks to Kronenburg and Stephen :D ... His spats with Vibhuti don't give him time to breathe and Vibhuti lovingly called him "Stephen ...kahaan bhag gaya Shaitaan!" ... How they both will manage each other for the rest of the exchange year only god knows... and by the way apparently he makes good samosas too...
So there you have it... 12 real characters chosen by our very kind and benevolent Dean to represent IIT Delhi in France as part of the exchange program... Did we do anything what the college thought we would... Did we work our asses out for the grades and learning the language... Did we really culturely represent our country abroad... or did we just have 5 life changing months and did stuff that people in IIT can never dream to do... You'll find out soon enough in this blog... Till then ciao hai :)
a 2m1!! ( basically Kal milenge...)
